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Friday, January 27th, 2006Tags: Future Knitting Plans, Mittens
This would be a lot easier if I had a book of knitting recipes written by prostitutes. I’d just pick the cutest thing from that. I feel like I should knit a large piece for the Olympics, because I’ve only ever knit scarves and cozies and things. Then again, I do best with small goals. I will have to set very specific, piece-related goals for a large piece to remain unexploded in my face. I will need constant reminding to remember to get this done, which suggests the use of numerous post-it notes or perhaps electric shocks.
As a rule, it appears that Dutch and German participants have chosen to knit mittens with various wacky shapes. No clogs or armbands! How controversial.
Nein, könnte ich nicht!!! - Pasha the Penguin
- Eccentric Fruit Hats
- A few Teddies for Tragedies (perhaps I will send one of them to Jessica Simpson’s lips, am i rite?)
- A tube sweater
Neat things I found while looking for things to knit:
- A hat that makes a baby look like a delicious pie
- Dinosaurs! My favourite dinosaur has always been the stegosaurus. I know, I’m such a GIRL.
- A book of knitting for lesbians!
