That’s why they call it yarn porn.

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
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I was looking at a knitting video yesterday, to verify that I had the right name for the cast-on that I usually use. A compatriot of mine looked over to see what I was doing, and when he realized what I was watching he gave me the biggest grin I have ever seen. “You’re watching a knitting video?” he laughed, and he twiddled his fingers in front of his face (which is his lightly mocking way of emulating my knitting).

Then he asked me if he should close the bedroom door so that I could… how shall I put this delicately? Perform certain recreations upon myself, of the kind that tend not to produce children. I was (I think understandably) horrified. You’d think he’d understand that a yarn snob doesn’t get aroused by just any low-budget acrylic video. I mean, even I have standards.

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